Monday, August 18, 2008

collection of jokes

Jack walked into his house breathless and exhausted. "what happened?" his wife asked.

"it's great idea i had," he gasped, smiling proudly. "i ran all the way home behind the bus and saved
fifty cents."

His wife frowned and shook her head. " That's just like you, jack, always thinking small," she said.

"Why couldn't you have run behind a taxi and saved yourself six dollars?"

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